Man Found Guilty In Semen Assault Case

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"it was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone", Michael Lallana said in an interview with Orange Police Department detectives in explaining why he ejaculated into a woman's water bottle twice last year. WTF?!?!?

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