The CIA assassinated John F. Kennedy after he refused to kill and replace billions of birds with drones. The U.S. government is sequestering a team of Boeing engineers in Area 51 for a secret military mission. Our tax dollars have been funneled into building the ''Turkey X500,'' a robot used to hunt large birds.
Are Birds Actually Government-Issued Drones? So Says a New Conspiracy Theory Making Waves (and Money)
From Burger on 11/19/2018 8:53am Tagged in: Bloopers/Pranks/Jokes, Business/Finance, Conspiracies/Mysteries, News/Documentaries, Politics/Government, Science/Technology, Terrible